Reading the back of the Old Spice deodorant, or, ... It was a slow day in the RV ...

Dwayne happened to read the back of his Old Spice deodorant container...

It says:

CONTAINS ODOR-FIGHTING "ATOMIC ROBOTS" THAT "SHOOT LASERS" AT YOUR "STENCH MONSTERS" AND REPLACES THEM WITH FRESH, CLEAN, MASCULINE "SCENT ELVES."

I kid you not...

 I attribute Dwayne's reading of the back of the deodorant container to the fact that we don't have a magazine rack in the library, erh, reading room, erh, toilet room - so he was desperate for something to read...

Have *you* read the back of your deodorant container recently?